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Learning to love Obama

May 14th, 2012 · No Comments

Say something nice or say nothing.

In a world of thin-skinned, self-proclaimed victims, it’s probably wise counsel.

So I thought I’d give it a try. I love you, Barack Hussein Obama.

I love you because of your deep and abiding core belief that Americans are stupid.

I love your utter indifference toward the men and women who volunteer to serve in the U.S. military at home and in war zones.

I love your recent nod to our soldiers, out there “fighting on my behalf”.

I love your artificial smile and put-on swagger.

I love your brash targeting of political enemies, and covert operations to sully their reputations and damage their livelihoods.

I love your coddling of environmentalists, even though it wreaks havoc on the economy and creates a stealth tax on working class Americans.

I love the way you authorized an artificial “seal of approval” of the southern Keystone pipeline, which needed no federal approval.

I love your willingness to trample the dignity of the office by inserting yourself into cable-news storylines, i.e., Sandra Fluke, the contraception addict, or Trayvon Martin, or bans on gay marriage.

Now that Newsweek has declared you “the first gay president“, I guess this means you love me, too.

I love the billions of dollars you’ve frittered away on “stimulus” and government-endorsed “green energy” ventures (and Michelle’s vacations).

I love your fierce loyalty to Attorney General Eric Holder, who will probably bring you down or, at the very least, taint your legacy.

I love that you consult your school-aged daughters on complex social issues.

I love your stubborn efforts to advance the liberal-progressive economic playbooks of FDR and LBJ, which the passage of time has exposed as recipes for failure.

I love that you endure the insufferable babblings of insane old white men like Joe Biden and Harry Reid, though either one is capable of derailing your presidency.

I love that you so readily bask in the credit you were given for the courageous military operation that ended the life of Osama bin Laden.

I love that your 2008 campaign paid Rev. Jeremiah Wright to stop talking. (Apparently, Biden’s price tag is too steep, even for you).

I love your man crush on George Clooney, which is obviously rooted in your shared limitations as actors. (He has Ocean’s 11, you have oceans of debt).

I love how you imposed the NATO Summit on Chicago, the hometown you visit only when fundraising duties beckon.

But this, Mr. President, is what I love the most about you. I love the fact that, like all delusional dictators across the history of civilization, you will never grasp that your arrogance and ignorance will awaken the masses and drive you toward your destiny as a dangerous but fleeting historical footnote.

That day is coming. What’s not to love?

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